Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014

Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".

"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"

by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012

Lemon-Water

a euphemism for cocaine in the presence of non users. Derived from frequent sightings of people at 4 hour lunches at public restaurants, during which they consume nothing but lemon-water and cigarettes, followed by sporadic trips to the B-room and more lemon-water.

"wanna meet up later? im in the mood for a lemonwater and a parliament"

Im not hungry ill just have a lemon-water thanks.

by BIG STARKEISHA PUNZ November 16, 2006

lemon jelly

A brilliant chillout band sending out relaxing vibes to everyone who downloads their shit.

Or buys it. Heh.

Their best relxation tune? Red Dust.
Their worst tune? Bachelor Pad.
Their weirdest tune? All of them, really. Esp. Nervous Tension and Page One.

Lemon Jelly are whack.
Lemon Jelly are fly.
I got shit-faced last night to Jemon Jelly.

by FD April 29, 2004

Lemon man

An outside source (usually an individual) used to pick/manage the lemons on a farm or a stand of some sort. Lemon men usually work alone and the career itself has been rumored to have an annual income of around twenty thousand dollars a year.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna come get some lemons with me at the super market?

Guy 2: Oh they're out. I checked yesterday. You should go to the lemon man.

Guy 1: Awesome, thanks dude.

by LOO1123 May 23, 2011

lemon g

A clone only type of cannabis found only around ohio. Background is a columbian and ?? The flavor is a intense lemon flavor with a thick full bodied smoke and a extremely narcotic high. Want confirmation? Refer to rollitup.org and search lemon g in the forums.

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by big worms way October 22, 2009

lemon curd?

a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.

i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?

by Andy Shaw February 7, 2008