Legard

A closet tetris addict and Veggietales watcher. Usually borderline emo.

Tom: You see that chick wearing all black? She looks like an emo kid who would pwn me at tetris.

Jake: Is that a Veggietales watch? I think she's a legard...

by The sexy vampire January 13, 2010

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

legacy

Applicant admitted to a selective school partially because their parent(s) also went there.

Is legacy admission unfair?

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.

"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "

by Rob$ June 26, 2008

Legally Dead

What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.

I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.

by Rough Paintbrush September 20, 2010

Lealea

A LeaLea is an awesome girl that loves her friends day and night and is always nice. LeaLea's are smart all the time. LeaLea's can get the job done and they don't mind having lot of fun along the way. LeaLea's are awesome to hang out with. LeaLea's will make you laugh and smile every time your with her. LeaLea's are the kind of girl you want to hang out with when your down she will give you the spark you need.

When your crazy fun your a LeaLea.

by Awesome Chick 101 September 24, 2013

Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

by Beeep22 February 24, 2015