Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.

David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.

by damos92 April 20, 2011

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Laking

1. As to perform like the 2013-Present Los Angeles Lakers
2. Losing

My team is Laking to try to get a higher draft pick.

by Ill MF-ing Will October 5, 2016

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jude-lawing

Sleeping with someone other than your current boyfriend or girlfriend, most likely your child's nanny.

Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.

by katie g. July 18, 2006

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Laoing

Jacking off; masturbating

Hey chuck!!! i heard if you dont start laoing, you will get a disease called blue balls!!!

by Marc Joseph D. January 18, 2008

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Lacing

To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience

It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing

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lying liar

1. The type of inferior being who would post sexual definitions and personal attacks on conservatives and Bush administration figures in this dictionary under my name. See also: Britard or Heterophobe.
2. The personal invective (name calling, Al) invented by Al Franken to apply to those who are CLEARLY his mental and social superiors. He believes that if you can't understand what someone says, that it must be a lie. To him, this would include nearly everyone.

That conservative must be a lying liar, because I can't understand supply-side economics.

by Proud Conservative September 17, 2003

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