cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

LaPusso

(Noun) One of any number of the offspring of Daniel LaRusso. Used to accurately describe the actions, or lack their of, of a spoiled privileged son or daughter of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso.
(Secondary meaning) Used to accurately describe any person carrying the surname "LaRusso."

I am your substitute teacher for the day... please respond when I call your name:
"Williamson" (here)
"Collins" (here)
"LaPusso" (PRESSENT)

by Eagle Fang Karate January 2, 2022

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013

lapslock

1. Typing in all lowercase.

2. Failure to use CAPSLOCK when you should be using CAPSLOCK.

1. this is lapslock.

2. In an all-capslock forum, this is also lapslock.

by Lullabee January 24, 2009

lapis

A moody depressed blue alien that controls water

Hi lapis

by Wyikddj October 12, 2018

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011