Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST

by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023

knot

the peacock is in a coma
until it is electroshocked
until then the pigeon prevails

watch me unfold my feathery fruit
tied down to a luscious knot

by Krkič May 2, 2019

pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.

Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"

by pinenaughty March 25, 2016

Gordian Knot

Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it

My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair

by War.D.Bandit July 2, 2024

Knotted Down

Basically being dicked down by a furry.

Person 1: Hey you wanna get Knotted Down?

Person 2: Sure, I always wanted to get Knotted Down!

by Engineer July 7, 2021

Scrot Knot

Matted hair under scrotum. (Gooch area) forming a dreadlock like weave. Can also be similar to a dingle berry dangling from your balls. Scrot=scrotum knot=knot, (tangle)

I haven’t showered for three days and I’ve got a scrot knot forming.

Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.

by The real slippery gypsy January 10, 2025

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022