Take your nose off my keyboard 

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.

Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!

Take your nose off my keyboard by thatguyS December 21, 2012

Hardcore Keyboard 

A person who uses the computer to bring up problems and argue instead of doing it face to face.
Hardcore Keyboard is similar to Internet Toughguy, the difference being, you actually know the Hardcore Keyboard person in real life.

"We spent the whole day together and she was fine, but the moment I logged on she went Hardcore Keyboard on my ass saying the relationship wasn't working out."

Hardcore Keyboard by RobAdie February 26, 2009

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard 

A keyboard type

This is a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

Mouse and Keyboard 

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

Mouse and Keyboard by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

wobbly keyboard 

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type

Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.

Yeah, but what a way to go!

wobbly keyboard by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011

orange keyboard 

The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)

Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard

orange keyboard by rpg May 4, 2006

gangsterified keyboard 

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic

Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard

gangsterified keyboard by piece of plastic December 6, 2006