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Ken

Hey look, it's Ken! *Drops dead from excessive penile bloodflow.*
by mandruffHead April 8, 2023
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Ken

A stupid Asian who is ok at chess and screams alot during voice calls
Man you have the personality of a ken
by TheDarkWarrior59 September 19, 2021
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Ken

He is intelligent, handsome and fun. He is awesome at everything he does hot with his hair and shades he's unfortunately gay. But he has a kind way that is warm allows you to open up and speak with out being criticized and judged. He knows about life and people that's what tops it, he really is one in a million you never want to lose he's there to comfort you and makes sure if he does mock you it's as a joke. Many boys will try match his unbelievable charm and charisma but will fail miserably.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020
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Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
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Ken

the doll
barbie - lets date ken!
ken - no im gay
barbs - ok!
lets respect that
by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb March 30, 2021
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Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.
Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!
by Sussybocka June 16, 2023
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Ken

Barbie- Wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend ken?
Ken - no. I am gay.
Barbie - Ok.
*lets respect that*
by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb March 29, 2021
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