A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying
Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022
Person1: ayy bruh can I get a goodnight kiss
Person2: nah bro that’s gay I ain’t gay
Person1:nah cause it’s homiesexual
Person2: nah bro that’s gay I ain’t gay
Person1:nah cause it’s homiesexual
by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022
A lifestyle for the homies with love but it’s not gay because it’s the homies and the homies must have socks on or else it’s gay
Person1: hey bruh you looking cute today
Person2: what’s wrong with you ur gay
Person1: nah it’s homiesexual and I have socks on
Person2:oh thanks you looking mad scrumptious if I do say so myself
Person2: what’s wrong with you ur gay
Person1: nah it’s homiesexual and I have socks on
Person2:oh thanks you looking mad scrumptious if I do say so myself
by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022
Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?
Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?
Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022