Michael Kaiser 

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

Michael Kaiser by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) 

A teenager who somehow has record breaking levels of strength (see: its not techinically m-preg.*) takes the kfc motto to seriously, and meets a sea urchin who cant find his finger. Meanwhile yaoi protagonist (also known as: everyone simps for him) tries to kill Mount Fuji, Aura Farm and proceeds to act like a homosexual for the rest of the story (see: KFC breakup**). everything else is either nah id win, mutual pining, or your favorite character dying.

*is it m-preg if the guy currently possesing a male body possesed your mom's body and had you?
**kfc, and why its more important than you think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto&t=6s

I regret watching/reading JJK.
I am gay because of JJK.
All my favorite characters in JJK are dead.
Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) : A shonen manga and anime with the gays, the theys, and the baes. (sad :C)

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) by DAN THE POTATO MAN August 2, 2025

Jujutsu Kaisen

Yuji (Demi-God) he's half man, half curse spirit. Mahoraga (The Archangel) the divine general, Sukuna (Famed in war) self-explanatory, Merged Beast Agito (Warrior Lion) Also self-explanatory.

Hym "And Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen is ALSO me. Because the letter for letter translation of my name into Japanese is Tekafurinmoto Kakashimoto. That why he looks like Kakashi from Naruto. It's THINGS I WROTE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND NOT A DIFFERENT GUY THAT I'M FIGHTING. Those for Characters are my themed after the Etymology of my name. Gojo is the things I was writing under the previous pseudonym."

Jujutsu Kaisen by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

straight down the kaiser by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Pick on Sam Kaiser day 

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

Pick on Sam Kaiser day by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Becoming a Kaison

Becoming a kaison is where a person will start to lie so much that it starts to become apart of their entire lifestyle and they can't go 5 minutes without lying throughout the entire day.

I think Richard has started becoming a kaison, he won't stop lying to his best friends.

Becoming a Kaison by Capper Kaison May 4, 2024

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III 

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023