Kitchenheimer's

The condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.

I'm fuckin hungry, there's nothing to eat in this dump, and my Kitchenheimer's is acting up!

by abraham thinkin' January 23, 2009

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kitchentarded

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.

Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.

by kitchentarded July 27, 2008

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clean the kitchen

Leaving a formal occasion, usually involving family members, to have sex in a different room, and then staunchly denying the act took place.

Lauren and George left the table in the middle of Sunday Brunch, to "clean the kitchen," and returned an hour later, with smiles and disheveled hair.

by Sukkot January 21, 2012

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It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good

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Pizza
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Chicken Wings
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Soft Drinks
Water
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by Thespeakerofthefacts November 28, 2022

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Kitchen Utensil

Slang word derived from sexist terms used towards women to state that women belong in the kitchen, although not used alot this term also is defined as a kitchen utensil as in the knife and or fork.

Hay what's that kitchen utensil doing ot of the kitchen?
I don't know man but she needs to learn her place.

by RBDtroll November 10, 2012