Jordan 

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.

person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah

Jordan by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020

Jordan 

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all

Jordan is my least favorite person ever

Jordan by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020

Jordan 

Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!

Jordan is hot and sexy!

Jordan by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020

Jordan 

The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!

Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom

Jordan by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020

Jordan 

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.

Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy

Jordan by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jordan 

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

Jordan by gkshsjd June 9, 2021

Jordan 

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore

2. Jordan = cuntivore

3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."

4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan

5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"

"Yes."

Jordan by BadManThomas August 16, 2011