A crazy dude with a bunch of kids who has been known to live in small country towns. He likes every Facebook status he can get his computer to click on. He has been known on occasion to wear two different shoes to work.
A Jordan moved in next to my grandmother last week. I friended him to be polite, but now I can't get him to leave my status' in peace!
by Lizzlefizzle December 8, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. He is super sexy and a great guy if you are a girl and he likes you, YOU NEED TO GET WITH HIM RIGHT NOW he is so sweet and will always treat you right (same with in bed😘😘) he is better than lebron James in basket ball and all girl’s need to get with him now
by Loversss24523566 October 29, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by I ran the taco dog March 22, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. A girl who is loyal but no one notices because no one takes the chance to get to know her. That would be because she's so ugly and likes food too much.
by Jane TK August 30, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. by hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaanigggaa June 1, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. stupid bitch who always has boogers. she's white as shit. get's all the guys even though she's ugly as fuck. is a total bitch when she doesn't get what she wants. stupid shy bitchh.
by vaginaa.(; August 17, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. a smelly cat who thinks shes a supreme being.
someone who is extreamy stupid.
a porcelain white trash girl who thinks shes a hipster.
someone who is extreamy stupid.
a porcelain white trash girl who thinks shes a hipster.
by anamet August 28, 2012
Get the Jordanmug.