verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel
by FrancesL July 5, 2008

A youtuber who commonly makes flight sim and GTA V roleplay cop videos. Funny as fuck. Known for fake characters such as Stoner Steve and Sarge. Also known for his one liners.
by BigMeatyClaws69420 December 7, 2020

Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017

blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream
by stube45 September 27, 2013

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment
by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016

Chuck Norris' right hand man. The guy chuck norris goes to when even a roundhouse kick to his computer won't fix it. Runs Maxwell AFB from any location in the world.
by Bradley Amanda and Marissa August 7, 2008

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.
by Grelivan July 7, 2023
