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a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
cum jar by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
Cum jar by lilcasperX13 February 3, 2024
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Sith Jar Jar Principle 

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.
Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

Lewd Jar 

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.
"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"
Lewd Jar by Meagrable August 21, 2024

Jelly jar minion 

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Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him
Jelly jar minion by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Flower Jar 

A women's fluids after she squirts.
I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.
Flower Jar by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025