Jan

The cutest person ever. She’s so sweet and so gorgeous and super funny. She’s a special girl and really likes raspberries. Don’t treat her wrong she deserves the world however she can get a bit moody out of nowhere sometimes. Usually with dark hair, light skin, skinny. She’s perfect and would make perfect girlfriend material.
by bihgonbeabih2115 March 26, 2023
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Jan

A cunt. The worst guy you will ever meet
You see that Jan over the
by Janisacunt January 17, 2018
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Jan

A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child
He is so Jan
I know right
by Jan12345678910 February 15, 2019
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Jan Karski

Jan Karski is an elf who jumped out a very tiny window. Google him.
Hey have u heard of Jan Karski?
Oh yeah he was like 6 ft tall.

No, he was an elf.
by Elf master Jan November 4, 2022
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Jan Spirek

When you simp to a girl the most you can and get nothing out of it
Look Jake bought Lara all these thing and they are just friends. He pulled out the Jan Spirek
by Memelord_69 April 24, 2020
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Jans

A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said
Oh Jans is one sweet person, but NEVER piss 'em off
by Dorimifa March 2, 2020
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
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