Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

JAN

girlboss

jan is a girlboss.

by sullislvr November 8, 2021

Jan

A cunt. The worst guy you will ever meet

You see that Jan over the

by Janisacunt January 17, 2018

Jan Spirek

When you simp to a girl the most you can and get nothing out of it

Look Jake bought Lara all these thing and they are just friends. He pulled out the Jan Spirek

by Memelord_69 April 24, 2020

Jan

A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child

He is so Jan
I know right

by Jan12345678910 February 15, 2019

Jan Karski

Jan Karski is an elf who jumped out a very tiny window. Google him.

Hey have u heard of Jan Karski?
Oh yeah he was like 6 ft tall.

No, he was an elf.

by Elf master Jan November 4, 2022

Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021