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Tim: Jesus died for my sins, I love that guy.
Karl: Yeah, me too, thanks Jesus.
Jesus by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022
The Son of God. Nuff said.

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Jesus: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength... Love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these." (Mark 12:30-31)

Humanity's Response: "Crucify him!" (Luke 23:21)
Jesus by South Pacific Brother November 9, 2017
your, savior. He came down to earth to pay the price for your sins. He loves you more than you could ever imagine, and can change your life if you turn to him.

the son of God
Jesus is my savior
Jesus by Thatchristiangirl September 7, 2020
Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
Jesus by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016
Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*
Jesus by IzzyMemeDreams February 9, 2017