Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica
by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018
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jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
by Angelacia May 01, 2007
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Jessica Rose

The actress who portrays Bree (Lonelygirl15) in the popular YouTube and MySpace documentaries.
by JohnnyR.Casher September 24, 2006
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Jessica gregg

Jessica gregg hit me with her tentacles
by Hazel Gallagher October 18, 2019
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Jessica Robbie

If you found the first one this is a part 2

Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
Jessica Robbie is a person that only if you simp her you are ok
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
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Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 24, 2020
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jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.
Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.
by SquibbieGuppie October 27, 2013
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