Jam Pearl

Instead of a pearl necklace. When your ready for the money shot, grab the bitch's head, and "JAM" the "PEARLS" down her throat!

Sally always short changed her boyfriend by never swallowing so he forced the Jam Pearls down her throat.

by Lord Basel October 19, 2006

Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006

jam sandwich

When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.

"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"

by S. Terrier November 28, 2007

Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

Jam-roy

Something that is superlative or exceptional in nature. Southern in origin.

'Kelly Dodd is the jam-roy! All tall and fine, yee-ha!.

by Slade Hayes February 6, 2003

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007