Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story

The best Mario game ever made.

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story is the best Mario game
You’re spitting facts

by Voltron77 September 30, 2023

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Inside Consummation

When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.

Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.

by Anthony Thorstad April 4, 2009

go inside

shut the fuck up and walk away for being an idiot

George: People whos dreams can come true are called stigmas.

Greg & Anesha: George, your mom is a stigma. Now go inside you dumbass.

by gregneesh January 18, 2008

Think inside the box

When you are trying to get with a girl you must step up your level of thought. You must think on how to get into the box by thinking in the box

I’ll never get with Hannah unless I think inside the box.

by Hyperder August 30, 2018

slip the two inside

To finger oneself.To masturbate using your fingers. Female term.

Calvin asked Claudia if she slip the two inside. As she masturbates, she replied yes.

by alecs July 12, 2006