self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.

fuck off you self inserting piece of shit

by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

initial infertility

A somewhat clinical-sounding, sometimes euphemistic phrase for the period early in a marriage when a couple has been trying to conceive but hasn’t yet succeeded. Used to describe the initial phase of unexplained or expected difficulty getting pregnant—captures both the medical/diagnostic aspect and the emotional waiting-room vibe. Can be used seriously, sympathetically, or darkly jokey depending on context.

We hit our first anniversary and were still TTC — calling it "initial infertility" made the whole thing feel less permanent and more like a phase.

by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026

secondary infertility

When a person or couple has previously conceived (and may have one or more children) but later struggles to conceive again. Unlike primary infertility, this term highlights the frustration of wanting another child after already having had one — brings its own mix of grief, confusion, and social awkwardness (people assume you’ll have more kids easily). Can be medical, age-related, or unexplained; conversations around it often include guilt, pressure, and privacy boundaries.

They were surprised when month after month produced nothing — after their first baby, dealing with secondary infertility felt even harder because everyone expected round two to be easy.

by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026

The Imperturbable

King Philip V of Spain (1683-1746) and his court liked to play a game called El Impávido (The Imperturbable). Basically, a bunch of men bottom-naked were sitting around a table, which was covered by a cloth. A lady was under the table and sucked one of the men's cock. The rest of the players should guess who was being sucked. If their guess was correct, the other player had to leave the game. If it was wrong, he would leave. The game was won by the player who would cum in the lady's mouth without the rest of the players noticing.
Apparently the game was very popular among the French nobility in 18th century.

James was the winner in our match of the Imperturbable

by El-Pueblo April 6, 2025

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here)

The act of going to someone's house, picking up any object you see, presenting it in some fashion(wether through a small dance or holding it in the air) and hiding it on your person.

I was arrested for Pulling a (insert Rpg main characters name here) at my neighbors house.

by RobinMan November 5, 2010

Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women

yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud

by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 May 8, 2018