Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

IPhone

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*
by Big Bulge Imposter February 02, 2022
mugGet the IPhonemug.

iPhone 1G

The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g

-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist

-hah I know right
by anonymous May 09, 2023
mugGet the iPhone 1Gmug.

iPhone

a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before

other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
by mo kksmis king of kksims April 15, 2021
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iPhone

Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
by acewayx February 15, 2024
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iPhone 13 mini

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.
mugGet the iPhone 13 minimug.

Iphone 16 pro max

I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.
by Cruiseman20 November 28, 2024
mugGet the Iphone 16 pro maxmug.