ipod

A topic on UD to show how sad and creepy its users are.

Normal person: Hey what are you doing?

UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK!

Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool.

UD user: You're being brain washed MAN!

Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player.

UD user: ....SILENCE! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS!

Normal person: .....okay....

by Not disgrunted March 28, 2007

iPot

Watching a movie or just listing to music on the crapper.

"What! I can't hear you!! I am listing to my iPot!!!"

by Quentin_B. September 24, 2006

Ipod Touch

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

by TArne February 10, 2009

ipod

A trendy, overhyped version of an mp3 player that helped save Apple from bankruptcy. As all Apple products, it is overpriced. Buying yourself a generic mp3 player or even one from Creative saves you 100 bucks as well as a piece of mind.

I used my entire paycheck to buy an ipod and play tasteless watered down music because my friends have one.

by JimmyRockFL June 11, 2006

iPocalypse

The iPocalypse IRC Network

http://www.ipocalypse.net

by woie23 August 10, 2008

iPod

An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.

girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house!
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?
girl1: uhh...no.

by apple fuzz June 11, 2006

Raging iPod

An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod

Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.

Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?

Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod

by AlsoknownaS April 20, 2010