internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...

a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol

by jackdemo May 8, 2008

Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.

Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.

by Warfalcon May 1, 2010

Internet Pedo

Somebody who edates girls, and cybers with them. THen, he'll show you his dick, ESPECIALLY if you are underage, then cheat on you. This is a warning to every girl online. If you ever come across a certain person named "Scott Nishida", you are in grave danger, because he is the biggest internet pedo of them all. He'll suck you into a relationship, then cyber you, show off his dick (especially if you're underage) and then dump you. And internet pedo also often begs for forgivness after.

Anyone who either:
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.

by Anonymous lololol October 18, 2010

internet privacy

a commonly believed myth of the 21st century. The perfect example of an oxymoron.

Some people believe in magic, bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster...many more believe they have internet privacy

by ox4d July 31, 2012

internet rage

When comments, posts or other contributions on the internet make you enraged.

"I saw a stupid youtube comment yesterday calling Bill Cosby retarded. Now I just got internet rage."

by Mala Hala November 22, 2013

Internet Troll

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

To be a good Internet Troll you must copy and paste this definition all over the internet.

by Master of God's Master October 17, 2009

Internet Cafe

A place where lonely adolescent males go to get there their rocks off to a game of counter strike. And eat there sorrow away well their at it.

" I have a reached a new level of anti-social with the new internet cafe down the street"

by cooliofoolio13425 January 14, 2015