le internet

Everything.

Joe: Hey Mark, what's le internet?

*Joe then ceases to exist and disappears into thin air*

by le. October 3, 2013

internet homo

Dan Howell, the world’s favorite internet homo;

Someone who is really obviously gay, but denies so,

Example: Dan Howell
Phil Lester

“I am a full time internet Homo, I MEAN HOBO” -Dan Howell

by BackTo2004Please March 10, 2018

Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

Internet Consensus

A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.

Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):

1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.

2: Justin Bieber is awful.

by So-Called Person August 28, 2013

Internet Trip

When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.

Similar to a YouTube Loop

Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.

Dude B: Okay man.

--1 Hour--

Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?

Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.

by addandsubtract February 1, 2010

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011

Internet archive

The greatest website on the internet (not to be confused with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com)
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography

The people in paris: Yo where did you get that old website from?
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 27, 2021