an activity or sport where the primary result is the actor feeling intellectually superior or abnormally arrogant for absolutely no reason. This can be achieved by wearing fancy clothing, using vocabulary that no one else would ever use, or using titles that make absolutely no sense.
Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
by alexrider March 9, 2015
Get the Intellectual Masturbation mug.a person who is basically incapable of finding love, largely due to treating women like shit. the majority of incels believe they can’t find love because they are ugly, while it is usually because they have no respect for women. most incels are pieces of shit and all around hated by individuals around them. they believe women owe them sex, yet the majority of them never lose their virginity, or lose their virginity to a cheap hooker with a crusty pussy and crabs. should you meet an incel in real life, it is advised that you run to safety in order to avoid becoming one yourself.
Ryan: what was the name of your last boyfriend again?
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
by StraightGayNibba December 21, 2019
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by SpursRShit August 14, 2023
Get the incel mug.IncelTears, or IT for short, is an anti-incel subreddit. They basically post screenshots from other incel forums and either 1. mock them 2. bully them or 3. false-flag.
The majority of their screenshots are usually fabricated too.
The irony is that the majority of the users on that subreddit are incels themselves.
A male r/Inceltears user, typically fits the "soyboy" archetype and is either a virgin, "but not an Incel" or a low-tier normie who thinks he's a Chad because he had sex once or married some washed up whore.
It's a "watchdog" sub that soys/cucks/bugmen/numales use to protect m'lady from evil incels!
The majority of their screenshots are usually fabricated too.
The irony is that the majority of the users on that subreddit are incels themselves.
A male r/Inceltears user, typically fits the "soyboy" archetype and is either a virgin, "but not an Incel" or a low-tier normie who thinks he's a Chad because he had sex once or married some washed up whore.
It's a "watchdog" sub that soys/cucks/bugmen/numales use to protect m'lady from evil incels!
IncelTears user: "Me? Incel? Haha omg no way. I am a virgin and do have problems with women, sure, but christ guys I'm not incel cmon... hehe... "
by BrazilianSigma February 17, 2020
Get the IncelTears mug.A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.
She's intelligent math.
by Scalabrini December 31, 2003
Get the intelligent math mug.When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012
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2. Combination of the words fellatio and inflation
2. Combination of the words fellatio and inflation
Prostitute: Sucky sucky for $50
Person A: What the hell?
Prostitute: It's infellation, didn't you go to ho-llege?
Person A: What the hell?
Prostitute: It's infellation, didn't you go to ho-llege?
by BathingGorilla November 27, 2007
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