Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019

The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.

Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy

by AnonymousLibertarian November 9, 2021

Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.

Have you heard of the Domination Theory

by FrigOffCyrus November 23, 2018

Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021