Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

by Trail head girl October 14, 2022

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Foley’s shitty sheets

You dont wanna know

“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021

Sheet

Julian for either "child", "shield", "shit" or "sheet"… Nobody really knows, except for Bilna.

Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.

by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023

Sheet

The substitute of shut.

*steps on a lego brick*
OH, SHEET-

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Sheet Angels

Waving your arms & legs on a comfy bed with over 700 thread count sheets & non-allergenic goose down pillows. Indoor fun played by one or more partners.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.

The bed at the hotel suite was so amazing I didn't want to do anything but stay under the covers and make sheets angels.

It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.

by Twice On Sunday March 5, 2010