Anti-Horny

n.) the period of time after sex/masturbation where you feel depressed or sad.

“Damn what the fuck did I just do? That’s gross. I’m so anti-horny right now.”

by Jim forstest January 21, 2018

horny virgin

A horny virgin is a type of person who always talks about having sex or talks about something sexual but never does those thing they talk about.

" omg i would get on my knees for him "

" then do it "
" omg no way it was just a joke lol"
" i swear you're such a horny virgin"

by Mia.longoriaa February 19, 2017

cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.

by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012

horny hours

Anything from 11 pm to 3 am is horny hours. Anything started in these hours are considered horny. Most communication between two people are unholy actions because of the time. All dms become horny and erotic during this time period.

Person 1: hey what's up
Person 2: what's up daddy
Person 1: chill out it's only 10:30 wait until horny hours
Person 2: ok daddy I'll wait just for you

by Ladygagasson November 10, 2019

miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

by wavyg July 21, 2014

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021