Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 05, 2006

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 02, 2008

Hold Your Pants

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!

I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!

by papa zee 24 April 12, 2011

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 24, 2007

Sicilian choke hold

A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.

The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!

by SmallAmountOfNeck July 15, 2012

hold hand month

hold anyone's hand

it hold hand month (proceeds to hold hand)

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

Hold my ukulele

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"

"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger

by limbo9 July 01, 2023