mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 19, 2008

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Spiked helmet

When you put a dildo on your head then fuck the girl/boy in the ass

Spiked helmet:kinky football player

by purplemonkeybuttlightning April 04, 2009

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle January 31, 2011

Roman war helmet

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.

that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.

by tony January 27, 2004

Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 15, 2004

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003