Haner

The biggest most fatest cow in the world. It teaches home and careers at bloomfield highschool. if you ever see her don't have food around her or you will loose your arms.

cow are nothing to haner

by Gresty March 29, 2010

Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.

Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.

by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007

Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

no-hander

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander

by I can do a no hander, no footer November 26, 2007

Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"

"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"

by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009

hansen

A group who went down hill due to the main singers balls dropping..

hansen? who the fuck were they?

by flat6 July 12, 2006

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008