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Harambe Hand job

When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.
Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?

Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.
by Chaaldnox March 4, 2018
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Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
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Handjab

"Marebare got a couple of handjabs."
by Big Poppa Lovin' May 14, 2010
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hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
by John R. January 2, 2004
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Belgium hand job

Is when the male is behind the girl. Sticks his whole hand in her vagina. And grabs his own cock while ramming her ass.
That's how you do a belgium handjob
I gave myself a Belgium hand job while I was fucking your mom last night
by erockninja November 4, 2009
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Hand job

When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!
Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...
by Ha November 16, 2003
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hand job

Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job.

AKA: HJ or handy
Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side
by TH3V0L March 24, 2008
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