Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

by arosi June 25, 2016

handjob

masturbating with hand

the village idiot was getting a handjob

by Root January 20, 2003

non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

by anco bluzea November 20, 2010

handjob

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

by eddie May 13, 2005

handjobaphobia

The fear of receiving a handjob because of a traumatic event involving a handjob in your life

Dude that faggot from school tried to give me a handjob I think I have handjobaphobia I'm scared for life

by Duster2000 April 4, 2016

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

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by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014