Hamster

(n) - A younger male that actively persues older women. The male version of a gerbil. A cougar's meal.

The hamster chose to go to more sophisticated bars in hopes of finding a cougar to take him home.

by Thetaters December 7, 2009

hamster rush

when during sex a bucket of hamsters is dumped on a naked person's body.

dude she came so loud when I hamster rushed her

by hampstering May 10, 2011

hamster

(noun): a bitter tubby guy who thinks he is hot shit.

(adjective): used as way to describe an ugly fat guy, who is a conceited douche bag

Sandy: " wow, I cant believe that hamster ass mothafucker called me a scavenger!"

Lucy: " Yeah , that fat fuck has nothing else to say, he's just bitter he couldnt get any..hahah"

Sandy: " Hamsters , these days, smh"

by pgs squad April 26, 2010

hampster

n. Small, squeaking individual with tendencies towards megalomania.

'Why is the hampster sulking now?'

by uninvolved April 17, 2003

hamster

a nickname for a very pointy haired, pointy nosed drummer who isn't very nice and has a high pitched-ish voice. best friends include a guitar player resembling a cross eyed rabbit and a very nice bassist slightly resembling a mouse.

Did you see hamster today? He was being such an ass, I just wanted to be like 'yo, your nose is way too pointy.'

by x0als0x December 28, 2005

hamster

A type of jamb good for propagating daffodils

All the best daffodils come out of hamster jam

by Wilber September 26, 2003

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005