Skip to main content

Hoser

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser
by spiffypete January 30, 2015
mugGet the Hoser mug.

hoppers

A supporter of the biggest and most successful Swiss multisports club. The football section has won the national championship 27 times. The second best team (Servette from Geneva) has won it 17 times. FC Basel has won it 12 times.

Grasshopper Club Zurich (founded in 1886) engages in sports like: Football, Tennis, Hockey, Handball, Rugby, Rowing, Curling, Squash.
Manuel: What a terrible season for us hoppers. And to add insult to injury the crackwhores (FC Zurich) that stole our blue-white colours won the Swiss championship this year.

Diego: Yes it's just shocking I still can't believe it. I mean there was 9/11 , where you had a massive attack on America and now we have this? I mean.. its like a second.. not as big .. but like a mini 9/11.
by dividiere111 June 6, 2009
mugGet the hoppers mug.
Related Words

brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.
When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.
by pooindahole May 19, 2011
mugGet the brown hopper mug.

Hosters

When there is host and hostess at a restaurant.
One of the hosters will bring us silverware.
by KT Swank January 11, 2009
mugGet the Hosters mug.

Hopper

Now, you may think ACAB, But Hopper isn't like the rest. Hopper is a cop who will risk his own life to find a young missing boy named Will. He even risked his life to sneak into a Russian base. He also might put some Eggosin a small wooden box in the woods and then find a girl with really short hair and keep her as is "Dotar" as he calls her. Hopper is the best cop there will ever be.
Dude 1: Man I love hopper! He is such a good cop!
Dude 2: I mean, I can't argue with you!
by *Spits out tea* July 6, 2020
mugGet the Hopper mug.

Hopper

A male or female who metaphorically jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention (texting, gift-giving, money, etc.) or to increase/keep up ones ego status. You should take extreme caution when dealing with these type of people for they are very cunning and sneaky about their activity. Expect word usage such as "guy friend" or "a friend"may be used in content.
John: Hey what about that girl?
Dave: No dude, she's a hopper. You'll thank me later.
John: But she's cute.
Dave: She was just with Justin bro.
by BigOle'CollegeHead March 30, 2015
mugGet the Hopper mug.

clod hopper

farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.
Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!
by Sodbuster November 28, 2004
mugGet the clod hopper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email