Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

by goochmaster December 24, 2003

Hello Dance

The Hello Dance begins when someone calls your phone and either you or the caller says "hello?" awkwardly. Since there's not much to say after an awkward hello, you/the person on the other end of the phone repeat "hello?" as though it's hard to tell whether someone is speaking or not.

*RANDOM NUMBER*
DIALING......

*PERSON PICKS UP*
You: Um hello?
Person: Yeah hello?
(Awkward pause, marking the start of the Hello Dance)
You: ....HEllo?
Person: Uhhh hello?
You: Yooo hello?
Person: Err hello?
(Awkward pause)
You: Yeaaaah uh this is -
*Person hangs up*

by qilo July 10, 2011

hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.

Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.

by Haolehammah March 19, 2018

hello-sexual

To become turned on when someone says hello to you.

Interviewer: "How do youy define yourself, sexually?"
Me: "hello-sexual"

by uhhdad July 06, 2018

Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.

1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."

by JAK January 27, 2004

Toe-Hello

When a persons shoes are so old their big toe is showing and coming out enough to say hello to the world

Ruthee: These shoes are old

Esther: I can tell,they are giving me a Toe-Hello

by crazylady01364 March 28, 2009

Dick Hello

The “Dick Hello” is a common term for a dirty snap, photo and or text that the first thing you see at the beginning of a conversation is a dick. Usually these snaps are horrible, unsolicited and from chaos men on Tinder. The term was created by @withrobinj

“Look, this guy sent me a dick hello... want to see it?”

by thedickqueen January 12, 2021