Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

hairy turnculs

An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag

That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

hairy igloo

A slang term for an Alaskan woman's vagina

Sally let me into the hairy igloo last night.

by ChainBlue June 21, 2012

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.

Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.

by placenta247 March 27, 2022

hairy woog

being cool, but in a crazy way

Man that dude is one hairy woog

he's getting kind of hairy woog on us

by macleod1107 November 2, 2018