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Axle Grease

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.
by William Warney April 23, 2011
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grease

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?
by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004
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grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!
by Mealoil July 9, 2010
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Penn State Greater Allegheny

A small satellite campus of Penn State located in Mckeesport, Pennsylvania. The smallest, most boring, middle of bum-fuck nowhere (right outside of pittsburgh, but still...) town ever. They have a dairy queen, wendys, and taco bell. Hope you like taking shits after every meal? i would invest in sani wipes, because these mckeefucks were never taught hygiene either. Interested in sports? Too bad, get ready for marching band competitions every weekend.

Now back to Penn State. This probably would not be the best choice for someone who's racist, because YOU WILL GET KILLED. the ratio of white to black is about 1 to 10. Oh and everyone is on financial aid. Welcome to the Penn State endorsed Community College.
Penn State Greater Allegheny Student: I skipped all my classes today and don't plan on studying for my exams. Gotta love dem taxpayers!

PSUGA Applicant: I got into Greater Allegheny and I didn't even graduate! SICK LIFE. Should I get a tutor with my Math 003 Course? Subtraction sounds pretty fucking intense.
by KoolKid1014 October 24, 2010
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keep it greasey

To keep it greasey is to do the perform the prep work for anal sex.
"Keep it greasey,
so it'll go down easey"
- zappa
by boheeka July 28, 2005
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Grease

To fuck. To bang. To have sex with an opposite person
by marcozzz March 4, 2015
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