goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.

1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.

by War hero June 12, 2018

goober

Katherine Woo is the epitome of a goober.

Katherine Woo once walked into an open door. What a goober!

by Kuo April 25, 2005

gooberrottedgeechrot

another name for an idiot

Heidi KK is a gooberrottedgeechrot!

by Christa January 7, 2005

Gooberlicious

Replaces any word meaning the best, the greatest, the hottest. comes up alot in basketball!

that shot was gooberlicious!

by Goobie June 18, 2008

goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008