The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.
by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
Get the Flash Gooning mug.International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025
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When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
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A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.
A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.
Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming
by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026
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Get the Pocket gooning mug.I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.
Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.
Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.
by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025
Get the Ghost Gooning mug.Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.
by anonymous August 4, 2025
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