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goober

goober is someone who is a history nerd who really really likes Garfield and who has a goofy name and cant draw
omg is that goober - me
yes - goober
by sentientbread January 6, 2023
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Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019
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Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way
“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”
by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018
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Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022
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Goofy Goober

A goofy.a goofy goober is a person named kwantae .specifically in baltimore maryland
wowwww he’s a kwantae (aka a goofy goober)
by Kwan May 14, 2021
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goober

by bigsexyds March 24, 2022
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Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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