gooch

Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01

Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch

by Mr P Bateman September 13, 2005

Gooch

Word made popular by the MTV show Laguna Beach.

Meaning, Really Cool... Awesome, Great. A term for enthusiasm.

The meaning of Gooch before this one came, was that it's a certain section of a guy's anatomy.

Dude! Did you see American Idol last night? It was gooch!

by Ryan3757 January 12, 2006

Goach

An Infected butt pimple on a gorilla. ( See Noach )

That Goach is disgusting, someone needs to pop it fast!

by I AM THAT GUYYY September 15, 2010

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

gooch butter

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.

Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.

by FlickO April 12, 2009

Gooch

A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.

"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"

Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole.
Dave: ...Oh

by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

goch

v. to menstrate all over one's self.

Oh no! I had my period and goched allover my self.

by littlebites May 15, 2005