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new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...
Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH
by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 16, 2005
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Golden Glory

The best compliment that can be given, usually describing an unknown hero, known as Golden Glory as it has direct conotations to other things.
Damn, that guy is good, he's Golden Glory at diabolo.
by Philski October 29, 2006
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new found glory

Music that exhibits a particularly ghey quality.
by HappyMcSquirrelPants January 30, 2003
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morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
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mormon glory

anal sex without withdrawal for an extended amount of time
man: aww man im sore

man 2: what happened

man: me and some girl had mormon glory for 3 hours.
by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
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morning glory

Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren June 15, 2007
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morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
by truth December 26, 2004
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