The Gift

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008

gifin

one who falls in the slime

you just been gifin'd

by dolly May 23, 2003

gifta jones

a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.

"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"

"Gifta, here is your deans referral."

by ES October 3, 2003

gift-lanthropy

the concept of making a donation to a non-profit organization (or towards something to improve the world) as your gift to a loved one

At Christmas, instead of buying a sweater for a loved one, buying a chicken on a non-profit website that goes to someone in the developing world as your gift to a loved one here, and the loved one here gets a certificate that says who got the chicken.

The practice of gift-lanthropy is increasing in North America.

Many non-profit organizations are implementing the model of gift-lanthropy to increase donations.

by The Grinchy Grinch December 9, 2008

giftscop

A high quality remake of the original petscop that is downloadable online. It’s practically complete and can be beaten. It is a chad compared to the virgin Petscop PC. Overall it’s a solid remake of Petscop, and I highly recommend it.

Guy 1: Dude! I want to play Petscop, but I can’t find a copy!
Guy 2: Just play giftscop! A free version of Petscop available online for download!
Guy 1: Why don’t I just play Petscop PC?
Guy 2: No way, Petscop PC is for virgins that watch My Little Pony.

by theboatofra December 12, 2019

gifty

Someone smarter than you, though much less athletic. A respectible nerd.

Damn gifties...I wonder if they want to play football?

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Giffism

The loving of all things derived from the way of Giff.

Giffisms:
1. A Ford Escort
2. The music of Celine Dion
3. Stroking the back of your hand with a ginger beard

by b00n June 23, 2004