hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.

hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

by Brenda Ledwig March 25, 2007

Musta-funky

To be eccentrically full of metaphors.

"Man, have you seen this new article? It is so musta-funky!"

by epimorphictales November 14, 2011

retro funky

Something or someone who is extremely fashionable both in appearance and lifestyle.

"I do say hannah, you are looking rather retro funky today, top job!"
" Kitty- those boys were ridicoulsly retro funky, don'you agree?"

by Kathleen Lovatt July 16, 2006

Del the funky homosapien

The incorrect way of spelling Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

Yo, fool, it's "Del Tha Funkee Homosapien" not "Del The Funky Homosapien."

by Lucifer Strangelove November 22, 2007

The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020

Big_Funky

The biggest chad ever, he has a huge shlong and makes the best videos on youtube

"Have you heard of Big_Funky before?"
"Oh yeah hes a chad"
"Totally, im so horny for him rn"

by Zemby_7 November 29, 2022

The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019