Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.

Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!

by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021

saucy fried shischcabob

5 guys line up in a row and you stick 10 foot shichcabob sticks through their anus's and out their dong holes. And then all have a huge gang bang

We had a very saucy fried shischcabob last night.

by mithchell April 24, 2009

ohio fried chicken

Better than kentucky what is KFC? ofc is run by jake paul

#ofc #jakepauler

Do you want to go to ohio fried chicken

by Logang sucks June 17, 2017

Fried rice

A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna

Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?

by Wangwapper August 13, 2018

Perma-Fried

To have done so many drugs, that one would expect you to be affected by drugs 24/7, even though you might not be, but you probably are.

James: Alex are you high?
Alex: Dude i dont even know i have done it like four times today already.
James: you must be perma-fried

by Free Weezy June 9, 2010

shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005