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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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fluisy

my manz company... cum buy some clothes. ;)
Hey is that fluisy your wearing? Lets fuck.
by koo5l ki5d April 12, 2020
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fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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flaviabor

Flaviabor is the definition of THE BEST PERSON POSSIBLE. U need a flaviabor in ur life. If someone asks about flavia, tell em that she's a queen.
A: I wish I was FlaviaBor
B: Ikr, she's so cool!
by 4ri4n45 June 10, 2020
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Fluicide Bomber

Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport
OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.
by Sicodishit August 13, 2020
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flaviusgabriel

epic gamer, epic skills
got 141 subs
cool man
drinks cappucino
salami
Search flaviusgabriel on youtube!
by flaviusgabriel November 18, 2020
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flaviusgabriel

epic gamer, epic skills, epyc processor
cool guy

141 subs brownie
pretty chill man
salami
Flaviusgabriel will gain subscribers, Right?
by flaviusgabriel November 18, 2020
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