Filex

A pussy squirting gay boy.

No balls 🏀

Damn who brought trash on the court? Never mind it's just FILEX.

by Phatballz1 February 28, 2017

false

To slap someone with the back of your hand in a painful manner. It's a common word in pidgin, used to intimidate or to initiate physical fights.

What, you like me false you?

by Mono May 2, 2005

Falseheimer's

(fawls-hahy-merz) A condition that causes memories to be twisted, exaggerated, or to materialize out of nowhere. Falseheimer's victims follow a pattern of exaggerating the length, the intensity, or number of occurrences of events by a particular multiplier. Victims of this condition may also claim to have thought of something first even when they have no clear evidence or memory of how it happened.

Your family watches Donnie Darko. The part is seen when Donnie calls his mom a bitch. You yell at your mom to not get in front of the TV to change the volume, but she proceeds to do so several times. Thirty minutes later she mentions not only of you yelling at her, but she also claims you have called her a bitch, which you have not. Mommy has Falseheimer's.

by Alex "Styromaniac" Goven January 10, 2009

false metal

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular

Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...

by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010

false call wimps

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

File Transfer

A sexual act for 2 homosexual men.
Pre-Requisite: One of the men must have a long scrotum. This will be Guy #1.

Guy #1 squats above Guy #2 facing his feet, both men completely naked. Guy #2 wraps Guy #1's scrotal sack around Guy #2's erect penis, holding it in place with a free hand. Guy #1 defecates on Guy #2's stomach, as Guy #2 simultaneously urinates upward and into the mouth of Guy #1, who begins to "catch" and drink Guy #2's urine stream. During this process, Guy #2 may also place his hand on/within the fecal matter accumulating on his stomach.

GUY #1: "Initiating File Transfer."
GUY#2: "Uhhnnngghh..."

by ExpertTexpert January 25, 2011

cold case file

When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.

Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."

Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!

by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008