Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.

Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.

by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.

Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.

by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023

Pulling a Fili

Removing yourself from a group chat/message because your feeling were hurt. Having paper thin skin. Inflammation of the vaginal cavity.

Dude i,m pulling a Fili on that covo they wont stop sending dick pics.

by Jab227 August 2, 2016

small circumcised filipino cock

Literally just a small circumcised filipino cock.

Lol, a small circumcised filipino cock.

by Balanced1 April 25, 2022

Filip

The most sweetest person in the world he is realy good at maths and english he is a great bf to have. Every girl likes him

Person 1He is soooooooo Dreamy who his he?
Person 2 Its filip what do think he soooooooooo sweet

by Metronewspapper May 21, 2019

filipino

OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!

Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....

by kai-tenga July 27, 2006