Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

felix yung

a horny bastard

when i watch sbs i'm felix yung

by harvey89 October 18, 2008

Felix

He has a monster cock and balls

Damn have you slept with that whitezilla Felix?

by Tonygdog October 18, 2019

Felix

A 14 year old boy who is in a relationship with primary school friends known as Carmen and they suck eachother off

Carmen let me touch your thing but remember i don’t like you *wink wink* ‘thanks felix i love you’

by stbendy l July 20, 2022

A Felix

A stupid, stupid, autistic guy who says dumb things and has dumb glasses, and has an inability to pull anyone with good intentions.

"I'm so glad I'm not dating A Felix, they're a bit dumb."

by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024

felix

a mean guy
gets no pussy
has a micropenis

roblox player
shitty at sports

has explosive diarrhea

and only one ball

“did u see that ugly dumb bitch ass cunt whore little jerk off?”
“yeah he’s such a felix”

by mia zachological December 26, 2021

Felix

Someone who is the most hideous person ever and is super rude to their loved ones friends and family. They are super cringey and are not loyal.

You: I got a boyfriend!!

Your friend: Omg! What’s his name?
You: Felix

Your friend: Omg. Break up with him NOW.

by anonymous April 1, 2022