Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009

fat jimmy

a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.

"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"

by koldoats June 2, 2020

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi May 3, 2018

Fat travel

It’s like FAST travel but it’s FAT travel because it’s caused by a FAT sleep

Joshua: I fat traveled into Tony’s death and ruined the sopranos for myself :/
Shay: 😨

by Shaybaee May 7, 2019

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021

Violently Fat

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.

Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!

by quartermile October 8, 2010

bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.

Ian smells like a bag of fat.

by SaraJu July 7, 2006